He has been on Death Row for 21 years , and has recently been advised to discover that he may have been mentally retarded all along , and ineligible for that final sanction . He is at least smart enough to claim to be dumb . It is yet another Projection of Innocence , from Barry Sheck's ' Project Innocence ' , proving ' supposedly ' that our Death Rows are fatally flawed .
Actually , the inmates are .
Ask their fatalities .
Related Prison news reaches PDUS this morning . Ariel Castro , the rapist and kidnapper who thought he was a victim of his sexual drives , has driven himself crazy , and expired voluntarily . He saved himself considerable grief since his time as the ' new brunette ' on the Cell Block would not have been pleasant . He saved the State a lot of expense too , while brightening days across the Country w his inspiring expiration . As Twain said , ' I did not attend the Funeral , but sent a note approving of it ' .
|Minor Major Nidal Hassan in his Jammies|
PDUS expects ex Cub Scout ( Beaver Patrol ) Chelsea Manning will be assigned as his ' Cell-Mate ' there at Leavenworth , and ' shaved Beaver is going to be on the menu . After shaving her legs I bet Chelsea will shave Nidal's back too , to sexy him up for the ride . Who would want a KSM lookalike for bunk snuggling ?
We anxiously await translation of today's farce from the uh , Farsi-cal .