....as he was humping someone's leg . It was a popular T shirt for a while , and I wanted one . Dogs being such wags they usually save such behavior for when Company comes over . Waldo would go for the boss's wife every time or so it seemed . Just part of his charm .
As forgiving as we are of Greater Doggiedom , we as Weiner Dogs in our own uh , write .....
........ rather resent that other Wiener from NYC . We omit his FOTO as a service to our readers . You know we speak of Huma's other Hubby . We will get to her and her ' Little Crooked Willie ' momentarily ......
Back to our Weiner du Jour ( You may already be a Weiner )........
.........who we think is gasp , Gay . All talk no action . ' Bachelor ' at 45 ' like we suspect of this guy from ' Obama for America ' , ( who promises to faint if Erkel signs an Amnesty Bill ) . Notice the lipstick line on his pouty parts . Our POUTUS(TM) would be proud , ( and take his calls before Benghazi's ) .
Weiner did talk about desiring a threesome ( w another guy ) , which qualifies him for the Two Pickles one Tomato group . Little Crooked Willie above suggests that already happened . Especially since Huma was a live in ' valet ' for years w Bill chasing her the whole time .
For the uninitiated , we will nutshell our theory . Mata Hairy Huma's family is THICK in the Muslim Brotherhood . We think both Bill and Hill have fallen victim to her charms , and believe w or without assistance from Antonio , Bill knocked her up . Future DNA will prove our assertion , but we are no longer buying Diapers to prove it . Someone else can carry that load .
Years ago , at Teleprompter's Mothership I chastised a reader for using the ' Neon ' word several times in all caps . I wanna say it was Suzy's visiting niece who was ruining our reputation as a reasonable site w her coarse language . It was mentioned that right wing sites get attacked w lefties commenting rudely to make our comments look racist . This just happened at a Houston demonstration supporting the Zimmerman verdict .
Oh , two more cartoons touched me in a personal way , so I share them w you here .
Readers from way back will get the gags and smile too .