He acts like he slept thru it .
( Never forget that day either , or just who did what to whom ) .
Erkel shows more concern over Global Warming ( 10k Deaths in Kansas ! ) than the global Dominoes Islam plays . Oh , BTW his Killer Tornado killed 12 . It was every bit the dire National Emergency that was the 2009 Flu Vaccine shortage or ' Snowmeggadon ' . ( The media loved his rip off of the far more clever Carmageddon ) . They love everything about him , probably including hosting regular Rappers at the White House . It is a Love fest , lately there , excluding , sadly , Reggie . Dunno why but there are our rumors that the ' tingle ' in Chris Mattew's leg , extended to his Tinkler too .
Sports Illustrated has named Erkel among the world's most influential Sportsmen , and between guffaaws we hoped that dribble on their chin was icing from their morning Cinnamon Roll . His primary sport was always non competitive ' Body Surfing ' , probably w ' Tap ' a close second . Still we are to believe Erkel an athlete . Remember his Leno report on his skillz . " I Bowl like a Special Olympian " . He did not mean Pistorious either , who by our lights , did not race on equal footing . His Majesty's majestic scorecard included , just as you might expect , more than a few Gutter Balls . Now we are told by local Lickspittles , that he Bowls ' like a REAL Olympian ' .( Limp ) .
Erkel is to sports as the Amish are to US Defense Strategies . Inconsequential . Someone should explain that to his fans in ' The Party ' and that the key to the his hopeful athletic improvements will be allowing his Left handed Erkel half , to dominate his Pee Wee Herman half .
His Pee Wee Herman half was never anywhere near as Athletic .
Melanin is suspected .