Sea Quest II , like Totally Underwater



Several days ago in the comments I referred to Erkel as President Nabka . This word translates as disaster , or catastrophe in Palestine , and it refers to the state of Israel or more specifically to the date of its UN recognition . They view it as the day the Hurricane hit , as we view Erkel , our Basketball Fan in Chief . Oh , and speaking of his Ennuineeness  . Having filled out a Grrls and Boyz 128 Team NCAA Basketball Bracket last year , we anxiously await his equally well researched  Papal choices for the uh , Sweet Sistine .

No doubt he has desires , and just like FIDOTUS BO ( here Kitty Kitty ) , he thinks he is Papal . It is all that Papal food she feeds him w your Bread and her Whines . Those having skin in this game will bemoan the loss of blood necessary for the endless feedings . Behold his munificence  w the remains of your Treasury .


Holier than Thou , he thinks he's Papal !

Moving on , some of you out there in Readership land , also watch the Big Bang Theory , the sitcom . It is a recent addition for me , so I am watching reruns . One of them had a gag based on Dr Xavier's 'X-Man' movies . Sheldon Cooper the uber genius is fielding a physics quiz team , and produces T shirts emblazoned as the ' C- Men ' , standing of course for  Cooper . Filthier minds in our audience would uh , gag on that uh , gag , and remember the old joke about Women and Sea Men never mixing . Saudi and Lesbos society were possibly inspired by that rule where women are not allowed to see men . It is a wonder they survived without the Semen . It is with the C-Men gag in mind that we introduce the PDUS Sea Questors ,  Praetorians of the Prepublic .  (more on that after launch). No this FOTO is not me .

A few of you will remember the original Sea Quest , where both  of the above wore re-breathers , on , uh , Porpoise too . These guys uh , below are the crew of their Squidmarine which we believe had  living tissue  . Who knows for sure tho , since no one ever really saw the show , except probably Comic Book Man from the Simpson's . None of these folks ever surfaced again until Roy Schieder's Choreography movie , ( a graphic Choreo ) . With the prevailing Prep position on Dance and Dancers you can imagine that it was not a favorite  . All that Jazz was as beloved here as Al Gore Zeera ( who we just found out published their forbidden interview w Nidal Hussein  the minor Major who failed to martyr while he murdered at Ft Hood .

This series was supposed to be the Underwater answer to Star Trek , and now our Sea Questors are similarly going where no one has gone before  . This is of course not so much Science Fiction as Fanatsy . We are so financially underwater we may never see sunlight again .
Here is our premise  as promised . In a nutshell , we are sunk .

The President plumbing for greater depth , has this week moaned ad infinitum over budget cuts , which ' force ' the release of illegal alien rapists  and non Union layoffs . Consequently , we have awarded him a fitting prize , albeit short of another P's Prize . More on that in a moment . First look at this that reader Judy W sent along . She BTW , read here years before it became a blog when this place was only a series of emails saved and sent around .  Her encouragements were inspirational , and greatly appreciated , as was this chart of Erkel's supposed  ' Catastrophic Cuts  ' . Now that I think about it I was not even Preptile back then , as it was before my Pen Name debut as Chronicle commenteer , which happened about 2006 .

There are enormous problems w scale that we cannot visualize w these meaningless numbers in today's budget battles . Please watch this video again , to see what they meant a few years ago before the Congressional Budget Office introduced the new reality where $6 Trillion in added Health care  costs were considered  to be ' revenue neutral ' .

Put those two visualizations together w Jeff Session's predicting a financial Greece if Amnesty is added to the mix ( Trillions more ) , and you will note our impending ' Catastrophe '. They have inspired PDUS  to issue the following , that self evidently is  ' the Nabkat ' , the ' Cat Ass Trophy ' , honoring Erkel the hysterical . 


Pussy ?

I can answer that . Yes , yes he is . That is why we award this uhward to President Erkel  . Perhaps he can make use of the Cat's Guts of steel , something we believe he lacks .