Saturday, March 9, 2013

Plunge of Sea Questors nears Laurentian Trench , Purple Pups Punished by real Puppy Traitors

Some of you will remember the cover below was the all time Best Seller for the National Lampoon . This was no Bad Doggy or Puppytraitor either , but an innocent Pooch paying our price .  It was all just a gag of course , and no Dog was harmed . PDUS Sea Questors believe with recent cancellations of White House tours a similar PR stunt is underway which is lower than they have seen before . On shore Uncle Jed would call them lower than a snake in a wheel rut . They have gone lower than that .
When I was about 14 I had terrible crushes on 2 Coeds from Lanier Jr High . ( Beth and Mindy ) . All the babes went to Lanier which is probably the most Republican of the local middle schools . PDUS  suspects that may have been noted by the loyal opposition .
 
Their mascot , was , and is the Purple Pups .  Today FOTS , they have taken a bruising , and I will remind readers of their Purpalarity . Erkel must want them black and blue as he has cancelled their White House visit . Theirs was the very first one cancelled . They got punished in a political slap fight . Funds had been raised for 100 kids to get this tour . Erkel wanted to make the cuts painful and he followed the Prime Pettiness formula used in denying Houston a Space Shuttle , and gutting NASA . We voted red so when  Blue States got their nice big slice of Blueberry Stimulus Pie , Texas made doo w Cow . Same deal here  . The Heartbreakers lack ' Petty ' in these quantities .
 
As pitiable Pups go only our own competes , as avatarred . ( This is a pun on ' as advertised ' for you irregulars , and as always Prepto Bizmo is the nostrum for that ) . PDUS would like to welcome these kids into Republican activism . Most will remember getting robbed .
 
We have one more topic guys that has come to our attention . A pattern has been spotted in members of ' The Party ' , and pictures tell our story . They seem a bunch of sad sacks  . First up RINO John McCain ,  who had dinner w the POUTUS(TM)  last nite . Both must have swallowed something Bad .
 

 
 
 
We were kinda going w a theme there that you may have noticed .
 
Saddest of the Sad faced Clowns .
 
Oh , we recently stumbled across the Maddest .
 
Grumble Cat . 
 
We ran a very similar FOTO last month ...
 

Tell me this angry arrogance does not remind you of John McCain , and I wont believe you .
 
We may FOTS , have FOTO nabbed the original  Nabkat .
 
 
 
 

11 comments:

  1. Ok,but who is Laura?

    This Grumpy Cat BTW is an internet sensation.
    There are a ton of good captions for his face if you look around a littlebit.Start here.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=grumpy+cat&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=OjI7UZOhNa2-2AWpvoCwDQ&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1093&bih=538

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  2. I guess I should have explained that the Laurentian Trench is one of the deepest valleys on Earth . It is underwater .


    Where else would a Sea Questor find it ?

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  3. The cat, even when angry, is much prettier than McJerk could ever hope to be...

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  4. This cat really is a commodiKitty .




    I was very surprised to find him in today's paper too ....

    http://blog.chron.com/techblog/2013/03/grumpy-cat-at-sxsw-when-memes-go-horribly-wrong/

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  5. Good Sunday Morning FOTS .

    Did you hear that Sports Illustrated has named Erkel(#44) , the 44th most important person in Sports .

    I gagged on my Coffee , and simply could not swallow it . Another Nobel for Nothing .

    Ace of Spades responded w ' Mom Jeans ' photos of his ' both arms ' First Pitches . They were reminiscent of my daughter's .

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  6. You should re-run those videos of Erkel pitching Prep . They were a scream . Even I throw better than that and I spend a lot of time indoors .


    He really should have stayed w underhanded .

    Is that synonymous w shiftless ?

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  7. Hello to our morning reader in Syria . I do not remember them on our list before ,but maybe they were there . Prep has postage pending but it is still hours away .

    I think Erkel's 2 ' Both Arms ' First Pitches are included , for comic value .

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  8. While you guys wait for the latest Preptile produce , I have something you will like .
    Ted Cruz our Hero , prep poses to defund Obamacare w his ' Prosperity First ' approach , arguing HC will bankrupt .


    Here is a blog on this , from a liberal website at the Chronicle .

    http://blog.chron.com/txpotomac/2013/03/texmessage-cruzs-bill-to-defund-obamacare-gaining-momentum/

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  9. The picture above of the Frowner of the Senate, John McCain, I thought was a photo of John Brennan when he thought he might not be confirmed by the Senate.

    And I'm almost positive the photo of Secretarie Hagel was taken when he read the letter I sent to him back when he did not support W in the Iraq war effort.

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  10. I got your email Suzy which could not offend . Really , you guys never abuse that leash or even test its limits . TWW did , as I recall get a little religious . She had an occasional 'Prayerful ' Post . Most were 'for' me , and a little preachy at times . I did not mind , and wanted her to stay .

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  11. Oh , new Postage is up .
    You know where .

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