When I was about 14 I had terrible crushes on 2 Coeds from Lanier Jr High . ( Beth and Mindy ) . All the babes went to Lanier which is probably the most Republican of the local middle schools . PDUS suspects that may have been noted by the loyal opposition .
Their mascot , was , and is the Purple Pups . Today FOTS , they have taken a bruising , and I will remind readers of their Purpalarity . Erkel must want them black and blue as he has cancelled their White House visit . Theirs was the very first one cancelled . They got punished in a political slap fight . Funds had been raised for 100 kids to get this tour . Erkel wanted to make the cuts painful and he followed the Prime Pettiness formula used in denying Houston a Space Shuttle , and gutting NASA . We voted red so when Blue States got their nice big slice of Blueberry Stimulus Pie , Texas made doo w Cow . Same deal here . The Heartbreakers lack ' Petty ' in these quantities .
As pitiable Pups go only our own competes , as avatarred . ( This is a pun on ' as advertised ' for you irregulars , and as always Prepto Bizmo is the nostrum for that ) . PDUS would like to welcome these kids into Republican activism . Most will remember getting robbed .
We have one more topic guys that has come to our attention . A pattern has been spotted in members of ' The Party ' , and pictures tell our story . They seem a bunch of sad sacks . First up RINO John McCain , who had dinner w the POUTUS(TM) last nite . Both must have swallowed something Bad .
We were kinda going w a theme there that you may have noticed .
Saddest of the Sad faced Clowns .
Oh , we recently stumbled across the Maddest .
Grumble Cat .
We ran a very similar FOTO last month ...
Tell me this angry arrogance does not remind you of John McCain , and I wont believe you .
We may FOTS , have FOTO nabbed the original Nabkat .