Non Pareil Parrallelograms of Participation , or Erkel's Athletic Awesomeness Part II

Regulars have heard my rants here on moral equivalence . They usually center on inferior sharial societies . Political Correctness fallaciously declares them equal to those based on Civil Law w Equal Civil Rights and stuff for EVERYBODY and not for just adult muslim males . Some Libyan mullah just issued a lesser Fattwattage (40W?) rejecting a UN Proposal on Women's Rights . He objected to equal rights for them , as unislamic . ( Gee , there's an endorsement for you Grrls  ) . You would think NOW would take note and object to the strange bedfellows chosen by the left , but they don't . No , NOW is more concerned w American Women and whether they have equal access to Country Club Memberships at Augusta , and probably getting Grrls into Boy Scouts , while fighting male Grrl Scout leaders  .

Great noise was made , a victory for equality of the sexes , when a young woman gained a tryout recently as an NFL Kicker . This is perhaps the only position on the team where a Grrl might concievably  compete . Speed , strength , and stamina are the domain of the  male . Few females have enough of all three to safely ' play w the big boys ' . Have no doubt we mean the really big ones  too , maybe even 350 lbs  . No Grrrl is safe in their playpen , whether they really want to play or not .

Fact is the only women allowed in the game are the Zebras , w most Grrls confined to Cheerleading or Dance Squads . Such silliness as  Baton twirling , Flag waving  and Pom Pom pumping appeals to some , who want to be seen . We cannot imagine the shame of it all , but to each his own .

What PDUS objects to , as we saw w the Muslim Brotherhood , is moving the Goalposts , and awarding Trophies for ' Participation .  That is what happened w Sport's Illustrated calling his Ennuineeness , ' athletic ' .  The whole country knows Michelle could kick his ass . He is as athletic as Muslim Brotherhood  is Democratic . Not very . ( Oh , and guess who just announced rejecting that UN Proposal on Women's Rights - those same brothers , shocking ).

We have two videos  tonight FOTS  , of aspirants for NFL Kicking jobs . First the young lady whose two kicking attempts totaled 32 yards , rolling . Lauren Silberman . We suspect her Daddy knows theTeam Owner .

Having seen the above video I ask that you compare at contrast young Lauren's ( Erkelesque ) skills w a Norwegian named Havard Rugland who recently had a kicking tryout w the Jets . Among other astonishments Mr Rugland hits a football in flight , w another kicked football  . Skeetfootball . He also sinks a Basket w a Football .  In 30 seconds he made three kicks , each roughly equivalent to a 50 foot putt . We figure this guy was seriously football crazy from a very  early age . He displays Mastery of his skill that could only come from many years practicing it . BTW , go full screen to watch this video , and turn up the speakers too .

Face facts FOTS , neither Erkel nor Lauren could carry this man's Jock Strap , and to call either a ' superior participant ' cheapens the definition beyond belief . It is like calling a sharial society the equal to Civilized Western Society . Like Erkel and this kicker , they aren't even in the same Ballpark . One is totally Little League . Problem is , in the Big Leagues and the real world , the fences are not shortened , the goal posts are not moved , and something short of equal Civil rights is not excused in fits of Coombyallahism .

Intent to excell , just does not sell , only excellence does .
I would gladly pay to see Hoagland kick in an NFL game .
I will demand my money back if Lauren or Erkel gets the job .

Come to think of it I will start demanding my money back from Erkel in the Mid Terms.
He just gave 250M to the Muslim Brotherhood , just for playing . It is not worth a dime to me for them to feel loved and accepted . They are neither . They are loathed and distrusted . Like Erkel .