Friday, February 8, 2013

WWPWD sounds Dirty

You want the definitive translation don't you , even though you think you know ? ' Well I guess an answer is due . What would Pee Wee do is today's  headscratcher , and we think we know .  In every imaginable scenario , and this really is an odd coinkydink worthy of National notice , he would do the exact same thing that  Erkel would do .
No this is not some Pee Wee and Erkel ' Sitting in a Tree ' slap shot . These two  are philosophical brethren . Pee Wee would invite Chavez into his playhouse , or Erkel into the White House .  Same Deal w the Muslim Brotherhood  , all the brothers are welcome in PeeWee's Playhouse , and Ahmadinejad  is probably on the invite list for Next year's RDDDD  at the WH . . I should probably explain the Acronym for newer readers . This is the Rama Dama Ding Dong Dinner ( the Ding Dongs are saved for Desert ) . Pee Wee has been on this guest list for years , as a big fan of the festive . They do these two , it seems , share similar interests..

 
We are so proud of the President for finally graduating to a Boyz Bike . Next up , Men's Jeans .
There is just something eerie about this twosome , and suspected behind the scenes connections .
We can stretch this further  and be mo metafivical still  . Guns ? Both run  .  Sex  ?  Both endorse diversity , enthusiastically , and in fact may be libertines  .  Politics ? Did you even have to ask ? These Twins are Brothers of other Colors . That Pee Wee endorsed and enthusiastically supported Erkel is a given .

Perhaps it is easier to think of these two as one man , standing for , Something . PDUS believes it is more like the Spirit of Pee Wee lives inside Erkel , something we could not doubt .
He IS Erkel's white half .
Obviously we now find ourselves painted into the corner and forced to speculate on his black alter ego half . Harry Belafonte maybe , or Danny Glover are on the political insides of  Erkel . Both hate his white half  , as does Michelle .  He on the other hand hates his own black half  , and yearns to be all Pee Wee all the time . If it makes him feel better some of us see him that way all the time already  .

21 comments:

  1. Happy Friday FOTS . Like Suzy I have listened to Rush today , and laughed my ass off . He is proposing benefit concerts and emergency declarations for this weekend's expected snowstorm . I am advising my brothers invest in snowshoe manufactureres , and to bring their own down from the attic .


    The good news is Nemo has been found lacking ferocity so far w only flurries . We are betting Erkel uses his derivative Snowmeggadon ' again ( originally California's cuter Carmeggadon ). Dunno about your Weather guys , but like all winter , I will be Golfing in shorts this weekend . Bundle up the Kittys MTVA , and come for a visit . Either that , or put on your snuggy and make some Hot Chocolate . Top it all off w Marshamellows and a uh Laptop , and we will see you thru all 48 hours of winter , and the blizzard , cough , of the Century .

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  2. I'm going outside to sit in the gazebo and watch the 2nd half of da Five with my iced tea.

    Happy snow shoveling, you Northerners!

    (MT-NJ I hope YOU are snug as a bug in a rug).

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  3. I think Pee Wee is kinda cute in a Hairdresser sort of way . Obviously he and Erkel lack Prep's Testosterone .

    Oh , hello Suzy . We have been thinking about you and Mr Suzy . Throw the Puppy Traitors a Tennis Ball for us . It might make their whole afternoon .

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    1. Oh, 3C, there is NO WAY to get to the gazebo without taking the tennis ballz n' basket. They will not allow it.

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  4. Now that I have actually READ the Prepposting above, I was wondering if Pee Wee is still alive.

    And my speculation is that Erkel's dark(ie) side is Screwy Louie Farrakhan. I always picture preezie in one of those little hats that sorta look like the Shriners' chapeaux (as do Screwy Louie's).

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  5. Suzy , I lol'd .

    BTW , I saw a cable movie last night , which was an updated ' Exorcist . ' Constantine ', who has a deal w Satan .

    Late in the movie he keeps calling his visitor from Hell , ' Lou ' .

    I finally figured it out .
    It was short for Lucifer .

    That might strike a match for some of you old FOTS .

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  6. Pee Wee BTW , is alive .
    He endorsed Erkel .

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  7. EDORSING Erkel does not convince me of Pee Wee's body temperature. A lot of cold bodies VOTED for the girlie man as well.

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  8. (Is Millie the Sheltie Mix (above) wearing eyeglasses?)

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  9. She does have a bit of a Mr Peabody thing going . BTW , Drudge has a link on votes popping up from beneath the Acorn Tree .


    http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/340174/voter-fraud-never-happens-keeps-coming-back-john-fund

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  10. [MTVA, can you give an update on those still left out in the cold by Sandy -- and the govt.?]

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  11. I have not seen the news yet . Is it a Hurricane Snowstorm yet as advertised , or just an average February snowfall ?

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  12. Oh, ha ha. I was just reading that story about the voter fraud in Ohio that of course, never happens! A Ms Melowese something-or-other, a 25 year poll worker for allah's sake, voted absentee AND voted in person on erection day.

    And she thinks that is A-OK! Preezi voters cannot be shamed.

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  13. PreptileFebruary 8, 2013 at 10:39 PM

    The last paragraph noted her daughter also voted twice . I haven't seen a mistaken sense of entititlement like this since Aunt Tooney spent 500k of Taxpayer money , fraudulently .

    She is related to the chief Entitleist of course .

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  14. If she had a daughter she'd look like Trayvon.

    (I like the prepwire stamp above. Velly official.)

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  15. Really now, has anyone ever seen PeeWee (is he all wee-wee'd up?) and Erk The Jerk in the same room at the same time? There may be skin bleach and some of John Boehner's tanning solution involved here...

    Just another February snow storm, almost without fail we get one in the middle of February. Although for a while in the middle of the night, I could barely see across the street, it was so densely coming down. Then next time I looked it had stopped. It sounds like Long Island, NY and Connecticut got hit much worse. I have completed my ordeal by shovel, had my farm hand breakfast and will now loaf around for a while, since I had to work so hard. It seemed to be about a foot of snow, plus a good bit of drifting. I'm on a corner so I get it all. The worst was January 1996, the day before I was to close on this house, we got 3 feet of snow. It was a relief to find everything nicely shoveled when I got here. Then we got more snow and a couple of ice storms, the roads kept getting icier and narrower until you would have a nervous breakdown about getting in your car to face Showdown at the OK Corral midway thru the block.

    There are people still with no heat since Sandy, and all they are told is to get to a shelter. What a sorry state of affairs. It must be unbearable for them. Well, it's all GWB's fault, right???

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  16. We appreciate the reportage MTVA .

    All the MSM hysteria , ( and you might want to look up Hysterectomy ) is preface to emergency funding requests .They will need a Billion at least for overtime for the Snowplow operators and their dues for next year .

    I bet ' The Boss ' and The One are both at the benefit . It will be the highlight of the spring Socialist Season .

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  17. I asked about that Prepwire stamp Suzy , and he said it was an artifact from a repaired postage . He copied it inadverdantly from the flawed original that was deleted .

    I wondered how it got there too .

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  18. I thought it was an AP stamp or Rueters or al Jezera or alGore!

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  19. You FOTS are not gonna believe the video that Suzy has sent to Prep.He is saving it for next week,when he has postage pending on tubby tabby Tiny,again.Not that I'm complaining or anything.

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