Prose like the Pros use,only punnier.
Political,parody,and one hopes,particularly pleasing PUNS found in the produce of that certain Preppy Reptile hiding behind the attached avatar.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
True colors part II , also truly Great Doggiedom
I have a personal story about some friends . I have loved them for decades and am lucky to have them around . These guys are identical Twins . Wombmates . As they grew up and established families you would notice the peculiarities of their kinship at our gatherings . Both smoked Vantage and drank the same Beer . They would also show up wearing the same colors on the same day . Frequently turquoise . This color does not appear in my closet at all , yet other Diehard D's like deese guys seem to wear it all the time . Here is an example .
Yea Team !
ABC welcomed back an anchor recently , and something about that Photo screenshot has eaten away at me ever since . First here is the original FOTO from a google search .
This , and those colors , reminded us of the recent re-branding of NBC w their ' Move Forward ' slogan which we translated as ' lets make progress , together we can be Progressive ' . They wanted to be associated w the Progressive party . All of them it seems .
We had noticed that color combination before of course . Marge's hair , and Lisa's dress from the Simpsons too . A well positioned branding . The happenstance of that last turn of phrase , leads us to something Suzy sent about proper positioning . Those of you of the female persuasion have hectored me and other males about toilet seat etiquette ad infinitum , ( and beyond ! ) . The following video about our favorite breed of doggy , shows how best that is practiced .
Preptile , people sometimes say to me ,Preptile they say,sometimes you can be so f-ing funny.
Ok one girl said it to me ,once,but she was beautiful,and naked at the time,and I will never forget it as one of the finest moments of my life. She was fussing over my lab Waldo who was making kissy face w her,when I pointed out that sweet sweet boy had just done the same to some other dog's butt,and that she seemed equally appreciative.
My date wasn't and after washing her face all the festivities came to an abrupt end.
I mention this to establish that I am a fan of greater doggiedom,and all comments about them are welcome here.
So someone on another blog asked me .......
"Preptile, what did you do to that poor little dog in your photo?. It looks like you really balled it out and hurt its feelings."...... The short answer is ,I didn't do it .That doggie was adopted from Dean Barnett ,who used to also hide behind that adorable face after pooping the carpet ,yet again ,as it were .I offered to forgive said pooch if he could not. The rest ,unfortunately including Mr Barnett ,is history .He is greatly missed .
As for the doggie's name , Preptile ,it implies a certain reptilian preppiness . Like those lacostte alligator shirts. Seemed appropo for postages frequently described as rabidly neo con . How could one not forgive a face like that ? Even if you knew in your heart that beneath that adorable cuteness , lurked the heart of darkness itself .Hope the explanation helps ."
Ok that is out of the way.Now I am just gonna sit back and wait for my very first Commenteer.It could be you Dear,So do not delay