Lets switch gears for a minute here while I set up the PDUS Preposition which can benefit all mankind . It is the Mary Tyler ( Billboard ) Project . More on that in a minute .
Moses Malone , predicting an NBA Championship stated his team , ( in so many words ) would sweep the opposition aside , undefeated . Well , we did embellish . His actual words in reply to that reporter's request for a series prediction were a succinct , and we quote , " Fo , fo Fo " . He meant of course that of the Four Contests , his Team would win all four of them . Obviously his brevity was much wittier .
I take inspiration from that brevity w the Mo no mo obscurity found in today's title .
Courtesy of generous funding from Preptile Industries we today Prepose the Mary Tyler Project and request funding at GMail payable to the ahem , Monomo Foundation . No , we did not mean the Mary Tyler , ahem , Moor project . Only her maiden aspirations . When Mary was but a Grrl she dreamt of finding her wings in the Big City of Minneapolis . When she did we heard her story w lovable Lou , Ted , Sue Anne , Phyllis , Rhoda , and Georgette . ( Murray , sadly . did not make our cut) . What we at PDUS have imprinted on our souls is her moment of birth , of her spreading her wings and finding her freedom . It was Mary's Grrlhood , Free at last .. ' throwing off her chador , like some Mary Tyler Moore ' .
|Moor no more , just Mary|
Somebody like me should mail this to Mary Tyler Moore and beg for her moral support . I bet she would like our gag about Middle Eastern ladies ' throwing off that chador , like some Mary Tyler , ahem , Moor . It was after all a chadorable gag . We hope she sees it that way too .