A Czar is Born , really this time we mean it

I need a BO- MO seltzer , ( or perhaps some Prepto Bizmo ) because I have had too much of the Erkel's  lately . I could not imagine Michelle would  ' Jump the Shark ' , ( on Porpoise ? ) and crash the Oscars  . The phrase BTW refers to Fonzie's heroic overreach over sharks over a ski jump . This was actually a popular family sport , way back when before Skeet Surfing .

Michelle appeared for the Glitteratae , glittering in last year's  Blood Diamonds . Well , most of them anyway . Add this Million in rocks to a 10k Prom Dress and Michelle is dressed for a night on the town w her , ahem , Military Escort . ( Rush sarcastically noted these stage Props were probable White House waiters who were NOT mentioned ). ( They are actually the Marine Honor Guard , ironically , for our dishonorables ) .

The dress was probably tax payer funded  , somehow . Michelle was gussied up to look almost like a fashion model , in a uh fashion . With  her stage prop Marines in attendance at home  , we are reminded by the ancient truism , that you can dress em up , but you cannot take em out .  Queen Elizabeth , for instance , is still wondering who the hell the Latifahs might be  .

Oh , you will never guess who made Michelle's White House Oscar Party Guess List !  ( Our apologies to MTVA , but it is our Little White Dove , Liawatha ) .  She was looking fabulous too , right off the Wardance floor with some fresh Feathers in her cap by HOT new Haute Milliner , our very own kinda Cousinette , Millicent Islam  ( who was not invited ) . Her 2 year apprenticeship w Cher's Costume Designer is really showing  !

One ' Morning After ' shot of Mrs Erkel is included below , altho I bet she is a Ms .  You can see below what those bangs look like in the cold light of day , w no $1000 make-up artist on standby . She is not as attractive without their enhancements  as  you see in that Candle shot , but I like the ' natural ' look .

Michelle is a real star in Hollywood's eyes , and the eyes of the MSM . The rest of the country , eh , not so much .  The MSM BTW is said to be O-pining over Presidential possibilities for their Princess , who they promote like some benevolent Beyonce of our Draems .

She is not however the Czar born last month .

She  was in attendance at the Birth , which accompanied the latest pity pleas ( Pretty Please ) , Wellstone V , ' For the Children ' , and doing a Bang-Up Job for them too ironically defaming guns .
Bangs like hers OTOH , we can all get behind .

They hope .

They musta missed the view from back there .

I better set up my exit sarcasm here by noting the Onion got in big trouble last week calling , in jest , a nine year old girl , a cunt . Perhaps it was over the top Satire of media willingness to attack ruthlessly  , but it was less well received than that Lincoln joke at the Oscars ( which I found hilarious , as was Mcfarlane's ' too soon ? ' recovery ) .  Now we cannot say bad things about a Czarina from our future without appearing Catty even if she is a pudgy 4'8" at 92 lbs ( is that , by any chance  , a perfect size 1 ?) . Can we smear her mom maybe ? We were a little distressed about dis dress on the latino ' Nino du jour ' stage prop for Erkel's Wellstone , uh , revival . This young  lady is soon to be the next Senora Sotomayor if mom has anything to do with it . Her plan ( also used by President and Mrs Erkel ) , is to dress her unforgettably . Mom did ,  by damn , provide her a decent dress to meet the President in , w designer wear fit for a Ball at the Kennedy center .  I am betting it is nicer than any dress mom has ever owned . Time will tell if this investment in her future pays off . I can only confess my Tux investment did not include a realistic assessment of my future . Then again I was not a member of The Party , and destined to be a Czar when I grew up . Hopefully .