I need a BO- MO seltzer , ( or perhaps some Prepto Bizmo ) because I have had too much of the Erkel's lately . I could not imagine Michelle would ' Jump the Shark ' , ( on Porpoise ? ) and crash the Oscars . The phrase BTW refers to Fonzie's heroic overreach over sharks over a ski jump . This was actually a popular family sport , way back when before Skeet Surfing .
The dress was probably tax payer funded , somehow . Michelle was gussied up to look almost like a fashion model , in a uh fashion . With her stage prop Marines in attendance at home , we are reminded by the ancient truism , that you can dress em up , but you cannot take em out . Queen Elizabeth , for instance , is still wondering who the hell the Latifahs might be .
She is not however the Czar born last month .
She was in attendance at the Birth , which accompanied the latest pity pleas ( Pretty Please ) , Wellstone V , ' For the Children ' , and doing a Bang-Up Job for them too ironically defaming guns .
Bangs like hers OTOH , we can all get behind .
They hope .
They musta missed the view from back there .