Trayvon would play Soccer , Dribble , and no doubt shoot prematurely

Had to laugh at Obama's assertion about ' we shoot skeet all the time at Camp David ' . I have no doubt his daughters do , but suspect if he fired a shotgun he would tinkle a little , and put the scary smelly loud thing  down ASAP . ( That tinkle mention reminds us that Chris Mattew's tinkler tingled too , at the crease in Obama's slacks - which still tickles ) .

I had our crack research Team here at PDUS Google search Obama / Guns for images and only found one w him holding a gun at all . You probably saw it yesterday at Drudge . He is as likely a hunter as Pee Wee Herman , and one assumes he and Erkel hang out .

Try as they might , the MSM spinning Erkel as a Sportsman , has spun out of control . That Photo of him in a Big Black Cowboy hat said ' shiftless ' more than Clint , and left doubts about his hormonal balance .

Wanna know why he is never photographed Surfing ? It is the skinny legs a'la Starvin Marvin . We have seen him try and throw a baseball ( w both arms ) , noted white knuckles and touching knees on a grrl's bike , and heard tell of his bowling prowess ( prowing new lanes ) . The guy is as big a sportsman as the 5'3" Kim Jong Il , but does not Golf as well .  ( They weigh the same ) . If we had only seen them play Golf  . Both would be the last guy chosen for any Team , unless Steven Hawking was also in the running .

Fact is Erkel's heart is in Basketball .  No other sport matters as much . You will recall he rated 128 NCAA Basketball Teams . I could not name more than maybe , four Ladies Teams . He had details ( possibly about de tails ) on 64 of them . He is a Basketball Groupie who never made varsity water boy on his own teams .

Erkel recently stated if he had a son , ( and we wonder if he would have neck Tats  , but we wander ) ,  that young Trayvon would probably not have permission for Football .  We suspect Soccer would be encouraged along w Glee Club , and Drama . ( Regular readers will remember our recent comment in favor of arming Gym Teachers , presuming sufficient Testosterone , but Drama Teachers , eh , not so much . Unless of course they are like really into Drama or something ) .

Heistman steals Hearts and Football 

The above AP photo paints Erkel as ' Johnny Football ' .  Truth is Michell could take him out w astiff arm , and break this waif in half  . We suspect his heart is decidedly w the Euroversion of Football  , in spite of the Metrosexuality risk  . Bet he prefers Ballet to Tap too , and he chose  all his classes on the continuum of cruelty between Boxing , slap fights , and synchronized swimming , on the deep end . That is what the less athletic Deep Thinkers do . They think about things . Like , the title , I should probably leave it at that .

Oh , Drudge notes a controversy  brewing  over the POUTUS(TM)  claiming he shoots skeet ' all the time ' . There may be some debate over just how often that really is is  . To date , no photo of Obama with any real gun has ever been seen .