TOP SECRET FLASH , Erkel and Pee Wee Herman Skeet Surf off of Oahu

Peter Foster in The Times notes sarcastically the president's history of shooting does not include skeet so much as shooting hoops , shooting pool , and shooting another 18 holes of Golf . PDUS wonders if we might include shooting  Craps , 9 mms ,  and Heroin . Shooting Shotguns just seems so foreign to his entire being , that we did not believe it until discovering a nearly Foreign Connection .
We discovered the Hawaiian  connection .

Skeet Surfing .

This fabulous Fusion Fest of Sport is mirrored in his variations on Traditional Golf which we will get to in a second . First we think we have found evidence of the budding Bromance between Erkel and his new BFF , Pee Wee Herman . He is Erkel's Brother of another Color , and we wonder how we missed their similarities for so long  ,  We think he is the surfer w the shorter pants and bow tie . Like Michael Jackson , those pants were rumored to belong to a previous paramour and the Bow Tie , to Farakhan .

We have doubts about this next addition which incorporates Drive By Skeet Shooting w Golf  . Lots of Golfers carry guns and knives of course , on the uh course , at least in DC . Few keep shotguns in the bag tho as seen here . I would love to carry my Shotpun in the Bag , and use it  to split my opposition into infinitives , ad uh , in finitum .  Since I carry my Golf bag tho , the added weight might affect my scores on the back nine , even against lesser competition .

We are rather in favor of the President's  form in this last shot . Technique like this , lets face it , has an excellent chance of  producing a Hole in One , self inflicted . It is every Golfers Dream , and one shared by about half the country too . Problem is the MSM always fixes his self inflicted wounds , no matter how fatal they appear .

He should probably stick w Skeet Surfing .
It looks much safer , and cooler too .