Friday, January 25, 2013

' Oh Lordy ' , of the Flies , also , Fun Foods prepared the ' Zimbabwe '

PDUS  had a German invasion yesterday , and could not figure out what had stirred that nest . We think maybe it was our Erdogan venom . We have an abundance in stock , ( and store ) , and suspect the theocrat would love to lead the next caliphate into WWIII . We cannot fathom why NATO tolerates this HAMAS fan . Ataturk would be appalled by him .

He did , to his credit  , recently take a Guinness Prize , shattering  their old World Record and setting the untouchable new World Standard in , ahem , Double Standards . He did this by claiming 10 collateral deaths in Gaza amounted to  a Genocide , but the Ottomans slaughtering 1.5 Million Armenians did not .

Readers will recall our headline where ' Have Morsi Baby ' punned ' Have Mercy ' the old negro colloquialism . It was , ( like'  sho nuff ' ) , most associated w overweight washerwomen of our past . Those same folks were prone to preface that w ' Oh Lordy ' , turning it into a prayer . One doubts they were praying for Morsi , and the second class citizenship that he will bring .

Obama was described as Lincolnesque when he quoted Jefferson's Declaration of Independence in his inaugural speech last week , making much of the Equality he takes so lightly when proclaiming moral equivalence . Sharial societies and those leaning that way do not offer it , yet Obama wants to share power w the Taleban in the Afghan legislature , and he thinks nothing of sending F-16 Fighters to Morsi's Muslim Brothers and Hoods . Surely Shirley Temple would find sharing power w the sharial too Pollyannish , but there is no such caution w Erkel . As promised in the audacity of Hope , he has sided w the sharial again and again .Falachi fans will recognize this as a betrayal . Those who do not qualify as adult muslim males deserve equal  rights too . They have been sold down the river by Sotomayor's Lord of the Flies .  ( Oh , Lordy ) . These Drudge FOTOS from yesterday display our despicable  in all his icy arrogance .




He loves Americans like OJ loved Nicole . There was one more of him as a Fly Guy  , where he looks less Indirattating and more feminine.  We'll call this  his Dot Grrl pose , ( and he is quite the poser ).

As earnest as he looks here he is more Ernest P Worrell or Erkel than Indira . We liked him more as just our plain old POUTUS(TM) .
Do you remember the limerick from your youth ' Nobody loves me , everybody hates me , I am going out to eat worms ' ? That is kinda what I see in the above FOTO  , which brings us on to part two of our postage where a fun new food has been found in Mugabe's Zimbabwe that is chock full of protein and low in fat . Colorful on the plate too .
Locals here know and love our ' Mud Bug ' or Crayfish  .
 Those tiny lobsters infest bayous and mud puddles throughout the Southeast . There is a related but an alternative form of mud buggery common in Zimbabwe that we highlight today w the above colorful creatures . Natives harvest these wormy  buggers by the bushel for dinner .Mmmm, mmmh . It is platefuls of ' Mugabe Protein  ' , and it is free for the collecting . Just squeeze out their entrails and they taste just  like potato chips , or cow . Supposedly .

If we stirred up your appetite for these tiny appetizers you can read all about the recipe  here .Having lost my appetite for the subject I will be back Sunday ,  where we will attempt to feed the whole barnyard  by opening   a whole ' nother can of worms . Hopefully our produce will be easier to swallow than the above .



12 comments:

  1. Yech !

    Did you have to post that just before lunch ?
    Speaking of ...any word on the launch of the Prepublic ? Have enough Prepublicans signed up as financial supporters and future homesteaders ?

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  2. We are not launching nuttin honey , after lunch or otherwise until the weather warms .
    The structure is bigger than you think it is and will require a pilot , and is not exactly waterproof . BTW FOTS limited investment opportunities remain availible for the well heeled and for well rounded heels . ( We are just as easy as those w well rounded heels are ).

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  3. I agree , and blame despicable me .

    You guys know I am in Houston . I have info on that ' School Shooting ' at Lone Star College that you may have heard about . It wasn't an outside attack . Three kiddie kollege kids were involved , and some shoving inspired shooting w possibly two guns . At least one ' student ' was there seeking a GED , probably as a condition of his parole . Have seen photos of the perps I can report 2 of 3 are sporting those colorful neck tatoos . Fathers might warn daughters about these types as poor providers , who should be avoided .

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  4. I bet all three of these kids were in 'College' as a condition of their sentences for gang thuggery of one sort or another. Anybody,probably even the severly retarded can go to Community College it seems,if they can scrounge tuition or Pell Grant.

    My own has not arrived yet so they must be swamped this year w other immigrant 'students'.

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  5. After taking out unimportant identifying and extraneous information I offer the following -- which is just one example of why I love the comments sections after articles. "Joseph's" comment and replies to it followed a story about the impending ice storm covering, in part, Chicago:

    Joseph · If you live in Chicago does an ice storm have an impact on the murder-rate during the storm? If it is, can we deduce that criminals don't like bad weather, or do murderers simply wait out the storms and then come out with a vengeance, and catch-up on their weekend quotas?

    Andy · Many of Chicago's tens of thousands of muderers don't use the proper grade lubricant in their fully automatic weapons which causes slow rates of fire and jamming in cold weather. In essence the murder rate goes down when its cold because the tens of thousands of fully automatic weapons which are owned by Chicago residents don't function optimally.

    Emma · Andy, both the President and the Godfather have reassured me that guns are outlawed in Chicago. There are no guns in Chicago because guns are not allowed. No one has any guns, much less automatic weapons. I cannot understand why you would even think like you do. I am so .....niave.

    Andy · Emma - yes, you are very naive. They have outlawed guns but failed to outlaw crime. One without the other is pointless.

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  6. I was hoping aero , that you might have some inside poop on the East St Louis welfare riot . I bet Obama phones were buzzing there as someone tried to cut line at I think the Food Stamp office .

    BTW , I comment mainly at my local paper as I suspect many FOTS do . I have noticed tho that having a login at Disqus makes commenting while ' surfing ' easier . I will be reading comments , and notice my own avatar loaded at ready to uh , speak , should I be so inclined .

    I mentioned before we tried to enable that service here , without any noticable results .

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  7. Praise you know who , the boss has kicked the conversational can down the road at last , w new postage . Go see .

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  8. The only information I have on the riots was the headline I read mere moments ago -- and what you've given above.

    Not being sufficiently surprised enough to search further, I didn't even read the article.

    Many years ago -- in my college years (circa 1980), I went home with a friend who lived in downtown St. Louis (MO -- not to be confused with EAST St. Louis, IL). There came a story on television from E. St. L. concerning the shooting of a telephone worker. The on-the-spot TV reporter interviewed a woman (sporting a bathrobe) about the shots she heard fired. The reporter asked something to the effect of, "When you heard the shot did you look to see what was going on?" The answer has stuck with me to this day, "Aw, Naw -- you can't come running out every time you hear a gun shot."

    So. There.

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  9. Every time I hear East St Louis I make that mistake aero . It just sounds like Missouri .

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  10. Understandable, Preptile -- I've probably never told the story of being disoriented in St. Louis (MO) at night trying to get back home (out of town!) with my two little ones in the back seat of my '82 Ford Fairmont Futura (the car of the future). My biggest fear that night was accidentally crossing the bridge over the Mississippi into E.St.L.

    An male attorney I know -- my same age -- some years back made that mistake -- only in the daytime. He saw a young lady walking along by the side of the highway and, gentleman that he is, decided a young lady was not very safe in doing so, so he offers her a ride.

    She offered him a "date".

    He declined. At least that's his story, and he's sticking to it.

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  11. Preptile: I looked around the garage door but it was empty.

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