They really were pushing the limits of propriety w Cartman holding Court on the Dr Phil Show accusing his mother of , uh , screwing him all the time . ( I euphemize ) . Yes , FOTS , they used the dirtier word as Cartman complained over Birthday and Christmas gifts that had fallen below his expectations . ( " Yes , Dr Phil she 'screwed' me over and over " ) . His mom showed up to object to this characterization , and tell her side of the story . Truth is , sweet as she may be , she is also a Crack Ho and Nymphomaniac . She embarrassed Cartman into his girth , and then spoiled him w more food and toys beyond her means .
She isn't the only Bad Parent in the News .
Politico reports Bill Clinton has won ' Father of the Year ' . He finished second in the ' Husband of the Year ' award to John Edwards . PDUS suspects Party affiliation is prerequisite .
Wadda swell Dad. !
Huma of course , may be of another opinion .
Now that she has moved out of Hillary's house Huma hardly ever sees her ' Baby Daddy ' . Not the real one anyway . I should probably explain for the newer readers that we have suspicions that Bill was Hot after 'Mata Hairy' when she was Hillary's live in ' valet and friend ' . Bill was dry humping that leg in the pantry for ten years is our bet , before she , cough , fell in love w that Wiener Congressman Weiner .
The Baby's FOTO , does kinda speak for itself .
We are still troubled by her ' Oklahoma Crabs ' and hope she has seen a Medicine Man .
She really does look like a Washington Redskin .
Well Herro FOTS w Cool news about a local Hero named JJ Watt . He moved to Houston last year after the NFL Draft , and he has just been named Defensive MVP for , not the Team , but the whole friggin league .
ReplyDeleteWe wrote a little about him before , #99 ,the guy w the brace on his elbow . Six five , and he can do a standing jump onto a 52 inch Kitchen Counter .
He has more ' Passes Defensed ' than any D lineman before him , w numbers rivaling the best CBs and Safeties in the League .
We may have to do a column on this Kid . He may be the next Lawrence Taylor only w the character of an Eagle Scout
BTW PDUS is still running down the rumor but we read in some comments that Miami had a notable Police Report recently .
There was a Lover's Quarrel over a Gerbil that got serious . It became a SWORD FIGHT .
We are betting these were Seasonal Employees at the local Rennisance Fair who use words like Yee and Thee a lot , and varlet , and also that they are both Obama voters .
Hey , guess who Prep heard from.
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She and Captain Sterrn send regards.
We would welcome their comments here more often,but are glad they still'follow' here.
I knew it would only be a matter of time before your favorite Redskin would appear here. I've been seeing some Offended Comments about using the word Redskin. So my first resolution for 2013 is to say Redskin as frequently as possible. They need to knock off all this PC nonsense already.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if I have any Redskin potatoes that I can rustle up for supper later...
I could not help myself MTVA . You just narrowly escaped her theme music .
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Sharia - Thank you for the Honorable Mention. We'd been away too long and are just now realizing how much we had missed the pun and games here.
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Hoorah .
ReplyDeleteI was getting bored .
BTW , you guys go ahead and call Bill a bad Father . He did get Chelsea a gig on NBC Nightly News . Once upon a time that was a respected postion before they became Partisanships .
ReplyDeleteI bet Prep would call them Partisanshits .
Trust me on this . I know .
I guess my personal light bulb had gotten dim during my absence.
ReplyDeletePreptile, did you know that there is an iPad version of your blog? Much sleeker, without the distractions on the right-hand side of the page which appear on the "web version."
ReplyDeleteI have an Android but have never downloaded any app at all , including that one . Besides , that R hand sidebar is where we keep Oriana Falchi .
ReplyDeleteI did look at the Chron's ' slimmed down ' page , but scroll to the bottom for the full sized version I use at home .
We have a Tie , FOTS between China and Poland this week , w 79 readers each . Ukraine is in fourth w half that .
ReplyDeleteThe USA dominates our readership , usually at 85% . Our frustration is not seeing which States are reading when .
I guess you know Prep , that it is time for new Postage . We are expecting something Sundidly of course . Weren't you writing something on the uh , Heavy Set , set ?
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