Thugs are in this year . Not just Pirates like Johnny Depp , or sexy vampires like in the ' Twilight ' Teen Movies . No , we mean real thugs . Hugo Chavez , Rahm Emanuel , Mahmoud Ahmadinejhad , Mohammed Morsi and his Muslim Brethren , Mullah Omar and his Taliban , Sheikh Nassrallah , and his Hezzbolites . Despicable , each and every one which makes one wonder why Erkel would want to cuddle them . Does he get hit on by toughs when he is out cruising the bars on Boy's Nite ? He does exude that Sheikh Bad Boy chic . Even Shirley Temple recognizes that sharing power w the sharial is ' Pollyannish ' tho . Why doesn't our Ennuinee ?
Vastly undappreciated inventor of the ' Tangwich ' Al 'Hercules' Bundy was a Hero of ours here at PDUS (Herro),mostly for his savoir faire and bon uh Homie .
OTOH those Als like Al Quaeda and Al Jazeera are not even Al American . Same w those Al shaBeBoppers unaligned but affiliating w Boko Harram in aligning towards Mecca every Sunset . Al righty then , about those Boko Bozos . (Now bringing infectious disease w the sharia) . Their ignorance has spread to Peshewar Pakistan where ' militants ' just executed 7 women for giving Polio vaccines . Vaccinations are unislamic you know , like those Jade Buddas .
The Gorical FOTS has sold hisTV Network to the great apologists for the um , you guessed it, ummah , Al Jazeera . ( News from the Jihadi POV ) They are of course the network who earned our eternal disdain celebrating baby killing Samir Kuntar . Apparently that 4 year old Israeli girl was an ' occupier ' and killing her was a legitimate ' act of resistance ' . Al Jazeera finaced and Broadcast a huge Birthday Party for this killer , when the Israelis foolishly released him in a prisoner swap .
So how will critics assay our Al essay ? We don't care it is not Al about us . It is Al about Gore . BTW Algorzeera , is NOT Farcey for Man Bear Pig .It is much scarier , and is indeed the folks celebrating Goundzerostan , and the latest Holy Beheadings .
BTW guys Time Warner Cable has DROPPED this channel , as ATT should . Do we really need a network on which to watch beheadings and hear terror rationales ? I am about to fire ATT anyway for raising my rates thru the roof while NOT showing the local NBA Team . So far only ONE Rocket's game has been availible on ATT Uverse , and it a TNT National Broadcast . ATT thinks it was worth an extra $37 every month , when really , it wasn't al that great a game . Not like they had a Bundy playing . Just a bunch of ne'er do Als .