Did I mention Rin Tin Tin was an actual WWII vet ?
He did his duty like every other Dog faced GI .
' Tiny ' . That is what a local vet has dubbed this 35 pounder , even tho he , like our Government isn't even remotely so . We believe he must be a lost Washington ( just as LWD is now a Washington Redskin ) , Fat Cat . We have a bunch of them you know , even more than before . As Herroic Golfer KJI would say ( after ' Herro ' ) , Erections have Consequences Merica .Hahaha .
BTW , Breitbart had a story about a web site called ' make me Asian . They also can make you into an authentic looking Indian w Feathers and War Paint . We at PDUS can suggest a client . You know whoo woo woo woo woo . ( Fauxto ommited as a service to our regular readers ).
Here is the current slimmed down version of our bloated beloved Kitty , at a svelte 27 pounds . You will note the haunted underfed look in his eyes . Please send Mice . Like Nancy Reagan he just hates those Meeses to pieces , but they are tasty .
A Tiny sized Government would be a huge improvement .
Someone inform the legislature .
PDUS demands a Diet for all our Government Fat Cats .
Maybe we will get one for Kwanza , or Cliffmas .
I love everything about this post. P. You packed it tighter than carry-on luggage.
ReplyDeleteNancy R, Edwin M, PoCo-FauxCo. Sharia, Tubby, Rin Tin Tin and Cliffmass. Ha ha ha.
Oh, crap. Daisy just threw up in the corner. Do you think Daisy is a democrat?
I am tickled someone got the Edwin Meese reference , which is as old as me . She really hated him , as Ron's COS . My favorite part tho , ( Herro ) , was the KJI paragraph . Erections really do have consequences .
ReplyDeleteHe is my ' Herro ' .
I would call Dixie for Daisey's clean up Duty . She could make a Dog's Breakfast of it , as Dogs are wont to do .
I did get the Kim joke as well. Just did not want to get you too puffed up.
ReplyDeleteDaisy made it her own breakfast. Except for the parts that caused the expectoration - plastic from her dixie cup last nite of doggie ice cream. After she licks it empty she tears it up til it looks like a little white crown. Then if no one notices, she eats it.
Theirs is such an adorable exuberance be it for your company , or ' Hot Lunch ' , roadkill , Tennis Balls or whatever strikes their fancy .
ReplyDeleteI cannot get over the haunted look in the cat's eyes . I have seen this same look in humans .
Prep got a link from Suzy this morning that you FOTS might like . It is even topical , Tropically so , as you will see .
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BRB
She lied . She had another commitment at some Multi / Culti Kwanzmas party . They clap their hands in time w ethnic music . All very festive , but not for me . I had a link for you tho , from our Pal PJ O' Rourke .
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I hate those Meeses to pieces ' is what the bad cat used to say on the ' Here I come to save the Day Show ' about that muscular mouse . The Mighty One . Mighty Mouse , that was his name I think .
ReplyDeleteAfter I went to that hen party last nite Prep emailed me this Ann Coulter link about Kwanza .
It really lifted the cloth from my eyes .
http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2012-12-26.html#read_more
Thanks for the links. I did read them. I wonder why we have so many good writers who make so much sense and can slice and dice the left's fat vat of misinformation...yet the low information voters are always in the dark.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of dark...it's almost kickoff time for the Redskins vs the Gay Cowboys. If one roots for Tony Roma does that make her a racist? If one roots for RG3 does that make her a .....Republican?
I am watching w you Suzy , and Rooting for RG .
ReplyDeleteJust watched the Oiler's embarrasment on tape . A Cowboys collapse would cheer me up a little .
Could you hear Mimo singing Hail to the Redskins?
ReplyDeleteSeems like at the end the announcers - esp the little twerp who is scared of guns - were writing Romo's eulogy.
(MT - are you up and listening to BB? He's back from Christmas vaca.)
There is a reason those writers do not get read Suzzums , and you saw it in that suggested bumper sticker . I may tell the FOTS that story before Midnight in our year's final post. It remains under construction and badly in need of repairs if not a sub-division or two . ( Couldn't we all use a sub- division or two ? - several of the tonier local ones appeal to me ).
ReplyDeleteSpeaking about announcers and favoriteism , there seems to be some coming from officials too . Did you notice that play where the Cowboys were allowed to keep a Touchdown even tho the clock expired before they snapped the ball ? That looked suspect to me .
ReplyDeleteAlso saw some ' Home Cooking ' from a NE Ref when the OIlers had a big gain on the first play , only to hear a late whistle that someone had lined up offsides . That call changed the momentum of that game and their entire Season . Also , a Detroit player named Sue kicked our QB in the balls , after the play . No Problemo , since he is a ' star ' . Yesterday the refs took a sack and fumble from my Team , by calling it an incomplete pass. Now probably we get breaks on some calls too , and we got one several games back when there was ' no whistle ', and we scored .
There is way too much funny business in the businesss of Football . Cannot say it is very funny from this end . At least Justice prevailed , and the Cowboy's free 7 points did not help the Nets and Refs , ' steal ' the game for local pride and higher ratings .
Happy Infidels New Year FOTS.I guess we are all infidels here tho,in our fashions(such as they are).I speak as always for the man of my Dreams when I extend Greetings from our family to yours,wherever it may be .
ReplyDeleteOh , also Grrls , an angry Birdy tells me that Postage is pending in an hour or two . It will still be sometime this year , CST .
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ReplyDeleteGood night, FOTS All. I'm so tired, I will not be awake to ring in the New Year with you.
ReplyDeleteBut I hope you all have a blessed and bountiful 2013 -- in spite of D obstacles that may be in the way.
Preptile, I applaud your diligence and faithfulness -- A day is not full without checking in at least once! -- And Sharia -- thank you for being his close companion.
MTVA -- you always brighten the place up -- Truly hoping the best for you and your little snoring friends -- especially thanks for becoming a fellow Keaton fan (I KNOW!!)
Susan -- thanks for inviting us into your home occasionally, so to speak -- your southern grace and charm are apparent -- Praying for Mr. Suzy and for you -- and the puppytraitors.
And I always look forward to hearing from those we hear less from -- Texas Ron, Captain Sternn, tuttabella -- and I've likely forgotten some -- friends all.
Well, dear FOTS -- Good night, and Happy New Year.