Making our Muse more amusing for only $5 per 100 Fattwattage

Texas as you may know has 256 Counties each dealing in its own way with illegal aliens . How many Counties are in the USA ? Probably 10,000 . Harris County , which contains Houston spent 200M just on illegal births last year .  I had never heard of Brooks County Texas  .
It is " about an hour's drive NORTH  of the U.S.-Mexico border " as noted in this article .which also noted that County had 127 random Deaths from illegals being smuggled across . Double last year . Meanwhile we are told the border is not a big problem anymore , even tho 100 illegals in one house is no longer unusual here . BTW , most of those illegals 'assisted'  in Brooks County were aiming for my Sanctuary City of Houston . Thank you so much Kumbyallers , for the phenominal expense .  Our Border Patrol is reduced to rescues of abandoned immigrants since defense of our Border is now outside the mission statement . Our Federal Government has bigger priorities . like legalizing their resulting majority .
I traded emails w regular reader Susan last week ( soon to be last year )  . She sent us that comments link to the six toed cats infesting the Hemingway House in Key West . You will be relieved to know the Feds were on this cat case , and have Court orders in hand demanding those kittys be corralled . We wish the responsible parties  lots of luck w that . Our other topic that day was a Prep posed Bumper Sticker we have been toying with . Do not have it quite right yet but it plays on the North of I -10 theme , and 50% of voters ( seems like more ) , only needing 2 spaces to write down their IQ . These are largely  the ' low information voters ' who just re-elected Erkel . ( Despite my promising  one year ago today , that we would have a better year by De -electing his Ennuineeness ) . Sorry about that FOTS . Texas did her part . It was you Northerners .

The Bumper Sticker looks something like   this .....

 

' Take a picture of this voters ,

  and you can read it later '....

 As a New Year's service from PDUS ( w a generous sponsorship from Preptile Industries ) we are happy to provide the above template for those wishing to print up and display that BS w our compliments . We think it is a polite way of calling those voters stupid fucks without saying it out loud . Not all of the stupid voters were ' North of I-10' Some unfortunately were on ' Our ' side of the Freeway and spending way too much time in the vicinity of our tail pipe .  They did all hold to form by being to my left  . There is an added benefit FOTS , to this Bumper Sticker . You will have escaped in traffic long long before the lesser lights and local dimbulberry of our electorate has understood the implied insult .  Its a win / win . 

 

Also , speaking of bulbs , we have brighter ones .  Our local CBS station says even 75 Watt Bulbs are being banned now . As an additional Seasonal Community Service PDUS will be employing onetime smugglers of narcotics and human cargo , in the moderately less sinister  ( altho still illegal ) smuggling of 100 Watt incandescant light bulbs up from our friends in Mexico . Some of them also believe the Global Warming crisis overstated , and the argument , overheated . PDUS stands by its guaranteed $5 price . ( Priced any pigtails lately ? ) .

 

 BTW , Hillary jokes are in bad form right now , but as you know FOTS , thet is what we sell here . We take license to tell this since the subject was Bumper Stickers . Our lesser forms of humor are gutter , and despicable by our own admission , but why else read it is our position ? If you have not noticed most PC Humor just isn't very humerous .  We have to try the oppsite  . so ....My DC brother tells of an old Bumper Sticker there ..... ' I , Heart , ( Hillary Photo ) , a Tree , and a Musical Cleff note ' . It took me a while to get it . ( ' I love Country Music ' ) . There , I said it out loud , and I am not taking it back , even if she has a brain tumor and isn't Pregnant at all . I told you we were despicable .  Thank you for reading anyway .

 

Happy New Year FOTS .