I fell in love w the word snark in the 8th grade . I had no idea what it meant . It was just a sound to me , and it sounded funny . Little did I know . One of my classmates , the hillarious Bernie Beach ( master of the pregnant pause at 13 ) , checked the Library and found The Voyage of the Snark . This turned out to be the true story of Jack London's boat , supposedly . I never got around to reading it , but would if I found a copy of it underfoot and bargain priced .
More on snarkiness in a moment .
ABC led w a mysterious virus on their Newscast last week . It is the Enterovirus affecting 11 contiguous states and 1000 kids . Highly contagious it will go Nationwide within days . A cough could kill you in some circumstances . PDUS has a theory about this unexpected outbreak involving it seems , children only . Notice the outbreak happened the same week that kids went back to school ? We believe that somehow a bunch of kids w a common Third World / Central American respiratory disease got 'mainstreamed ' passing their malady on to new friends previously unexposed to unexamined DACA aspirants . In other words ask DHS and CDC about this amazing coinkydink if you want , but PDUS blames Typhoid Barry .
' Joan of Snark ' from NYDN .