Erkel's support falls , ' Tingler's ' tinkler too

Huddle up is of course a Quarterbacks directive to his assembled teammates . Cuddle up is more in Erkel's vocabulary , especially on days like today when he schmoozes w the um , ummah . 

 

Notice the ' crescent of embrace ' under Marine protection . Those remembering the shores of Tripoli will grind molars over this shot , which elevates islam by showing Turkey's flag the equal of our own . We see no cultural equivalence at all , and resent the White House Guest list again becoming too inclusive for our tastes . Of course if we were running the front gate , not one rapper would have entered either . Erdogan's  Guinness Record  in Double standards must be as popular as a rap record w the recent Regents and Czars of the show  there . ( What the heck , lets throw in a few Regina's too like Queens Sheila , and Latifah ) .

Regulars may skip this paragraph as we rehash Erdogan floating that ' Love Boat ' to Gaza , buying embargoed Iranian oil w 64 TONS of Gold , and generally doing all in his power for the um  , ummah. We suspect he wants to be Caliph , and Erkel would love to have him there , and elsewhere . His real claim to fame was of course insisting the IDF killing maybe 10 w White Battle smoke was a Genocide , but insisting vehemently that Ottoman Muslims slaughtering 1.5 Million Armenian Christians and Jews did not qualify as one . That of corpse set the new Guinness World Standard in Double Standards . Erklel lets him slide on that little fib and leaves him in NATO anyway.

Drudge had an abundance of headlines today like ' Physically strong men more likely to have Right Wing Political views ' , and another ' Weaker men more likely to support welfare state , wealth redistribution ' .....Does that sound like Erkel to you too ?

We think its a ' mom jeans ' deal  as few self respecting  alpha males wear them . Betty males maybe. The link is  here  for those interested . My read was that the girlier guys wanted to be cuddled , because they lacked the strength to offer respectable resistance . A choice is made to be a lover not a fighter . Translation : One who can be had , as Erkel has been . Like I said , ' cuddler ' , not  huddler .

I sent some of you an email last week touching upon Erkel's evil nature  at heart . The gist was he is not one of us as  noted here  w a few quotes from Maureen Scott's.......

The Architect of Destruction  ....' Obama appears to be a tormented man filled with resentment, anger, and disdain for anyone of an opinion or view other than his. He acts in the most hateful, spiteful, malevolent, vindictive ways in order to manipulate and maintain power and control over others. Perhaps, because, as a child, he grew up harboring an abiding bitterness toward the U.S. that was instilled in him by his family and mentors. It seems to have never left him...... It is not the color of his skin that is a problem - for anyone in America. Rather it is the blackness that fills his soul and the hollowness in his heart where there should be abiding pride and love for this country. Think: Have we ever heard Obama speak lovingly of the U.S. or its people, with deep appreciation and genuine respect for our history, our customs, our sufferings and our blessings? Has he ever revealed that, like most patriotic Americans, he gets "goose bumps" when a band plays "The Star Spangled Banner," or sheds a tear when he hears a beautiful rendition of "America the Beautiful?" Does his heart burst with pride when millions of American flags wave on a National holiday - or someone plays "taps" on a trumpet? Has he ever shared the admiration of the military, as we as lovers of those who keep us free, feel when soldiers march by?

( Me w a parenthetical insertion noting Michelle's admission that she had never had Pride in the United States - not even the Moon landing impressed . Her further admission that she and Erkel had attended FLAG BURNINGS in the past was just normal dissent . )

( Maybe that was indeed the norm w  their crew , as pictured above . When  ' Corps '  is not in the Presidential milieu , but the word milieu is , you've got trouble. (pictured , lower right) . Sure looks like a VP to me , if we don't derail the Seoul Train of De Nile about America's Greatness , or at least its oversized caboose ) .

Ok , back to  Scott ...

Obama did not grow up sharing our experiences or our values. He did not sit at the knee of a Grandfather or Uncle who showed us his medals and told us about the bravery of his fellow troops as they tramped through foreign lands to keep us free. He didn't have grandparents who told stories of suffering and then coming to America, penniless, and the opportunities they had for building a business and life for their children.

Away from this country as a young child, Obama didn't delight in being part of America and its greatness. He wasn't singing our patriotic songs in kindergarten, or standing on the roadside for a holiday parade and eating a hot dog, or lighting sparklers around a campfire on July 4th as fireworks exploded over head, or placing flags on the gravesites of fallen and beloved American heroes.

 ( Me again noting Erkel was more apt to be attending a Pogrom of Infidels and Jews than a Holiday Parade , and that ' Hot Dog ' wasn't so , er Hot , but mostly just Dog .) Those fireworks may have been Paradise partings as Christians were driven from his community . Different traditions entirely.)
We suspect his special Muslim ' Wedding Ring ' commemorates another . Did you know it predates Michelle by a decade ?

Rather he was separated from all of these experiences and doesn't really understand us and what it means to be an American. He is void of the basic emotions that most feel regarding this country and insensitive to the instinctive pride we have in our national heritage...  Not a day goes by that he is not attempting to defy our laws, remove our rights, over-ride established procedures, install controversial appointees, enact divisive mandates, and assert a dictatorial form of power.......Obama has promoted the degeneration of peace, civility, and quality of cooperation between us. He thrives on tearing us down, rather than building us up. He is the Architect of the decline of America, and the epitome of a Demagogue.   © Maureen Scott

 Tell it Sister . Erkel grew up playing for the Team resenting the hell out of America , and sadly never grew out of it . He loves America like OJ loved Nicole .

 

He just wants to love it to death .

 

 

For some reason Ameica Idolizes er , Erkel , or Milhous in da House

Oh my . Drudge informs Angelina Jolie  has chosen prophylactic Mastectomy , bilateral . This gets recommended for families tending to Breast Cancer , and it makes a lot of sense to remove a possible pending problem .  Having had some I will note that Tonsil Cancer is very rare ,  post Tonsillectomy . More on Jolie in a minute .

You guys know by now that I would rather die than watch Dance and Music Television . Dancing w stars strikes me as celebrity display gone distressingly mad . We are asked to watch how one may hop , twist , swirl and twirl to Music dramatically .  I would rather watch Ice Dancing . Football stars disgrace themselves in sequined Liberace outfits here and their Grrls dress as diseased strumpets  . Breasts  are pressed to their limits w central proximity the elusive goal . None w actual 6 inch Cleavages get the job . Not that I would be watching  if they had them .  Odds would only improve slightly.

Idolization of Pop Stars by Americans produced ' American Idol ' and made it a hit too . Again I objected , believing  ' Variety ' shows had righteously died in 1968 when I quit watching them w Mom . People love Crooners even if I do not . I like songs .  Finished products .  Put it on a CD fellows , so I can fast forward thru the dreck . Most singers prove regrettable types .  Seems their Judges do too w many getting fired from all those Song and Dance Shows recently .  All the Contestants but one get fired too . It seems so very  unfair .

America has this fascination w the famous that allows million dollar Shoe endorsements . ' Stars ' like the above rarely would wear any .  Of course she is a dog destined to barefoot pregnancy , demanding chirren puppytraitors  and the life of a Bitch . How she ever escaped that life we will never know . Musta slipped her leash .

Worship of Celebrity has bought our electorate of Double Digiters  a dreamy Crooner to swoon over.Have no doubt Obama can REALLY sing , and he should have become the singing Denzel , instead of the Typhoid Barry  of Politics as uh , not seen above  . Notice in the picture below he snaps his fingers to keep the beat .

Looks like a hep cat which  seems which seems dated when compared to recent rapocracy infesting the White House . The guest list would be laughed out of every predecessor's house , but not this one's . This one stretches the limits of propriety to such literally ' Ludicrus ' extent that all the worst is expected , at every opportunity .  As example , after our next National tragedy  there is a ' Wellstone Six ' in our future where many of the above swirlers , twirlers and rappers will appear , as friends of the First Family .These are Honored guests who will all help us as a Nation , Move Forward , in a fit of Progressive Branding gone overboard . How far ? Sea  Questors    cannot fathom that far .  Near bottom , which Uncle Jed would describe as lower than a snake's belly in a wheel rut .  We expect Angelina Jolie to auction her removals and donate the proceeds . That low  . No doubt each will look great capping some Royal armrest , alarming as that may be .

Perhaps you knew about the ' Special ' attractions in the White House . The House is rigged to the rafters w Movie Theaters , Disco Dancing halls , and in the Basement even a Bowling Alley .

This reminded us of another Bowling and Singing President  from our past .  You got lucky here FOTS . My planned addition of Nixon singing ' I did it My Way ' got cancelled when I could not find a copy . I know I saw it . Maybe on 60 Minutes . Note in the above that Nixon seems to have crossed the foul line . Preezie Pee Wee is learning this trick fast and it won't be long until PDUS will be forced into giving him yet another affectionate nickname .


' Trixi '

Mitch McConnell was quoted earlier in a Breitbart piece that the pursuit of political enemies is not ..." limited to the IRS,” he stated. “It applies to the FCC [Federal Communications Commission], SEC [Securities and Exchange Commission], FEC [Federal Elections Commission], HHS [Department of Health and Human Services] …. And you remember, the Obama campaign last year published a list of eight businessmen who it believed were enemies.” Also mentioning HHS he was “skeptical about the implementation of Obamacare and asking them to contribute money to sell the program to the American people. That’s absolutely improper if not illegal. "

It is Nixonian  FOTS , and it will be the end of him .

I will be making Popcorn .

NBC reaches new Zenith w Chelsea Clinton , also Zenith dies , may not be replaced

Yes , it is true FOTS , a TV has died here at PDUS , and it may not be replaced . The industry seems to have reached it's uh Zenith .
More on that in a minute . You may not know we have long held a fascination w ' look - a -likes ' . We always thought Martin Landau and Virginia Wade might be related Look at these pictures and tell me they are not .

There are more examples we will give shortly . Huma's  youngster for instance looks suspiciously like Bill Clinton .  Regular readers know to scroll down far enough to find his ' Baby ' picture .

Hillary Clinton , ' America's ex wife ' has something to grumble about besides Bill and hmmm, Huma . Tom ' Mumbles ' Brokaw you see was indiscreet w his criticisms of ' Celebrity Journalism ' which has ( harrumph ) like MSNBC  , tarnished NBC for instance at the WHCD , ( Brokaw  refused to attend w all the fluffs ) . It is true Today's uh ' Today ' lacks the former's luster . The ' Peacock ' News (snicker) network lacks the integrity  of Huntley and Brinkley and lately falls ever shorter of their Gravitas  .  They were serious men doing the heavy lifting on policy analysis .They shoulda hired  Brit Hume .  Instead .......

This is the new ' Face of NBC ' and further mumbles are expected from Tom and others . The pictures solidify the case against having Arkansas parents .  A lot of grumbling was heard when they hired her as a ' Special Correspondent ' . She had no Journalism experience yet only Brokaw outranked her . They are probably paying her a million a year arguing that she is not just another pretty face .
Who could argue that ?

Model , or Model Train Wreck ? 



While researching this we found Chelsea's most recent work a little light . You may like us , also wish to squish the obnoxious Geico Lizard . It had enough Clinton connections for a sit down interview that launched a million remote control pushes for those seeking the soothing visages of Fox News Babes like Megyn Kelly . If Chelsea stoops to interviewing Reptiles ( that , cough , run in the family ) ,  can interviewing Preptiles be far behind ?

In related news Geico has just made an ad buy at NBC , cough , News  .

Ok , back to where we started FOTS . We were confused when we saw these two together . Is this possible ? Did the DWS momster just happen to work for Clinton's first Arkansas campaigns ?
You decide . We find the evidence persuasive .

Sharia has suggested alternate parentage , and we believe her ideas also have merit . First ,  Don K Hottie , from those recent SHREK movies . Then we have Star of the 1950's ,  Howard Duty . The picture following speaks for itself . If only it would shut up .

Their (D)-votion  to Duty  , and ' The Party ' is touching .
I wonder how much integrity it will cost them .

Pew E , Pew E Baby , won't you let me take you to See Ted Cruz ?

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Younger readers will not recall the song which inspired today's title . That is why we linked it below in today's response to the latest PEW Hispanic push poll , which pushes amnesty  . They along w the NY and LA Times have been inflating Rubio thru the standard nozzle . We are informed he is a ' Conservative Tea Party favorite  ' .  This would only be so if they changed ' favorite ' , to ' enemy ' .

 

Have you guys heard all his ads on Rush Limbaugh lately ? He tries mightily to regain Conservative Cred that he lost doing that thing in your mouth he promised not to do . Having second thoughts after hearing laughter about his career prospects , he searches for ' accommodation ' . It is gonna have to be a big one , as Heritage calls this a $6 Trillion  fiasco . I saw another $9.4T estimate . Ace headlined it this way ..."The Cost of Compassion: Amnestied Illegals Will Cost Taxpayers More Than Half a Million Per Household in Average Lifetime Government Benefits". I just heard 800,000 dreamers have already applied for DACA , ( Deffered Action on ' Childhood ' arrivals ) ( aka , all those under 30 )  , and in Houston alone there were 20,000 in 8 months .

My math sux . Someone multiply 500,000 times 20,000 and tell me if that is 1 Billion or Ten and just for Houston's illegal Dreamers including THEIR children  . They must think we are stoopid . We did just re-elect Erkel . Half of us never use that third space writing down our IQ score as we proved 
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I did not catch the immigration lobby funding Rubio's Rush ad but  like AARP I won't be funding their socialist agenda either .
I will not even offer moral support .

I looked around and failed to find audio of the ad but LUDICROUS claims are made repeatedly about background checks , BACK TAXES ,  Registration Fees ( tiny ) and ' Fines ' (forgiven), inability to qualify for a myriad of Social Services when THEY ALREADY DO .  These talking points would all fail under examination , yet these lobbyists keep saying what a ' True Conservative ' he is .
Like McCain maybe . MiniMarco .

 

In fairness to Rubio he back peddles furiously ( as pictured above ) after noting fury from the right , who noted no enforcement , but lots of forgiveness in his bill  .Those ' Back Taxes ' are off the table though , ( only citizens need to pay them ) . The ' fees ' collected ? They won't be , and are a pittance at $1000 or two when their family EATS twice that in Tax Dollars , Monthly .What happens if Administration ' Metrics ' determine the fence did not stop the flow ? I am glad I asked . ' A Committee will be formed ' to determine if more measures might be considered .

 

Bipartisan , but mostly Metrosexual .

No thanks PEW .
This AMNESTY smells .





Nerd Prom for Ass Clowns

Prior to Palin's recent pronouncement about the alleged White House Correspondents Dinner we were  unfamiliar  w the ' Ass Clown ' division . Having looked in our ' Rear View Mirror ' I can confirm that their existence and  as if it matters their anti matter vibe  , like Gahan Wilson's ' is Nothing sacred ' is anything Butt .

 

Dealing ass we are w the other end of things , these are not our beloved Sad faced Clowns like Emmitt Kelly and our POUTUS (TM) . These are quite the opposite , these are Happy Asses . We have FOTOS to document their happiness  .  Ready ? Look who was getting White House Gift Bags and Dancing the night away w Erkel , and the Czars of the show (    which starts here )  .

Is this Solitaire too much ?



Like my Doo ? It's Michelle's

Opie and his son came .....

and for entertainment .......

Merman , from Sea Quest II

...and arriving last , on Porpoise ....

...appearing w him , the Mermaidens

PDUS does not know if  EEOC insisted on Waterways  to accommodate their special needs .  ( None for instance , can bowl ) . For the sake of Diversity the Locusts of Cairo were also invited . Their festive types party like these is no tomorrow . Unfortunately .  as non seculars they declined for ' Religious ' reasons .

Out of the lot of the above , and boy are there a lot of them , Boy Ralphie is the only one we can tolerate  . He may  have inherited the Metrosexuality Gene  tho .  They show an odd statistical connection w Mom Jeans ass seen at the party .

Ratatouille , Lamburgers and Fidochine or from China to Indonesia for a Wiener Dog on a stick

I guess you FOTS have heard of the latest food packing scandal . Lots of lamb have been mislabeled in China . It seems those Lamburger patties were uh  , Ratatouille . Not really of course , we play on words there . They were actually Rat .  Those little nails are crunchy .

I had a buddy from Bolivia who said when he was a kid the National ' Hot Dog ' was Guinea Pig on a Stick . I think these should be served as appetizers at Ground Zero Stan's BLTorium  when we have meetings of the B&B Party . ( Beer and Bacon - a party EVERYONE can get behind , except for the um , ummah )  .  They are after all little Baby Hams , like Michelle's were at 11 . Hamsters , ( and w cellulite at such an early age ) .

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Gahan Wilson did a Parody of Twain's ' hilarious Innocents Abroad in which his hapless tourist ordered the National Dish in some Whonosistan only to discover that it is Rats in White Cream Sauce .

I have always feared this fate so for PDUS  Lamb is suspect for a while , as is most Chinese Food  . It must be presumed to smell like a Rat because it probably is one , even after a liberal basting in Lambonade . 

I have a few more FOTOS FOTS in closing that are self explanatory .

Representing Doggiehood , Woof

 

Where did Bo go anyway ?

This last one came from the same trip to France we had last week where Erkel seems fascinated by underpants on someone  who may not be his wife as we first suspected .  The ass is too small . Notice Kramer Etta in the background pretending not to notice .

Don't tell Reggie but he may have been O-Pining over a Future

  ' Cat Ass Trophy ' .

Presidential ' Moment of Silence ' , speaks 1000 words , 312 follow below

We all saw this Oval Office shot of the President again holding his dick as he is sharing his ' private moment of Contemplation ' over the most recent victims of jihad , w his Photographer and the Nation .  His silence about the assault has already spoken volumes .

He seems to have a real speech impediment when it comes to condemning the , um , ummah  .

As a courtesy , at present the Boston Marathon Bombing  does not qualify as a ' workplace accident '  , because , we assume  , most Professional Marathoners are , ahem , Kenyan .  Erkel only condemns his enemies , most of whom are conservative and white . This week he called Michelle Bachman a ' Book Burner ' without any probable cause , and was doing his best to denigrate Rush while only making him Heroic . Both attacks were so partisan as to remind us of Wellstone Memorials of our past . All five of them .  Tonight he claimed the Government would ' turn over every stone ' to investigate their botched bombing investigation . A Chron commenter asided there are lots of those to turn over on a Golf Course , ( suggesting that is where President Pee Wee searches for someone to blame ) . If he finds a Titleist Pro V-1 out there it is probably mine , and OJ was searching for ' the Real Killers ' there too .

We ran across another aside on a recent White House Dinner . Did you know ' Gift Bags ' were now given at fancy dinners there ? There was a Dinner for Beyoncé where , no kidding the cost was $4700 per guest .  The wine was $850 a bottle .They spent over a million bucks  , and still the guest of Honor seemed unhappy .

Of course she wasn't the only angry person there , as some felt entitled to more .

Here is a candid snapshot of Erkel's Pee Wee half schmoozing Her Highness , who did and does.

We also found a few recent ' rear views ' of all the First Lady's  ' Watercress Weight ' and offer  FOTS the full pictures we enclose , and close with below  .  Our all arugula gal , has apparently been snacking a little bit , between Jumping Jacks .

 

Kramer Etta

Wadda  beacon of light is  our ' Jackie O ' lantern . Someone  order less Fatwattage for the replacement please , for both of these illuminati  . I find myself awash in all their brilliance and seeking a dimmer switch as I am blinded by the sight .

Jihadi Mommy has Dander uhf , or , Kids , they blow up so fast these days

Just like Kwame Mommy the Jihadi Mommy has uh ' Inspired ' some doubts . We refer to the jihadist magazine  , of Corpse , where our killers learned how to ' share ' their sharial views w the recalcitrant .  Zubeidat Tsarnaevas was BTW , a licensed aestheticist , skilled in the Feminine arts peddled at the ' Beauty Shop ' .  She attended school for this  and seemed to have assimilated .

We have seen several puff pieces on her ' religious nature ' which seems to have kicked in when her first born , as Foreign Born , could not compete as an American  Boxer . As he has just proven , he wasn't a real American , just another jihadi , like Mommy .  Her TV rant BTW showed indifference to her son's death , and exasperation that ' I am Terrorist now ' .  Many believed she always was .

She really let herself go  it seems. One notes a monumental case of Dandruff  in this shot , and her preachy , even bitchy attitude was not selling well w the Suburbanettes  at ' Lord and Taylor ' . After her Hair rays got covered up in a fit of ill advised piety she was fired for stealing $1624 in dresses from them  . We suspect her ' battitude ' was also a factor . Like all our immigrants , her sense of entitlement did not end w our ( forbidden ) welfare or their merchandise .  She was also entitled to her beliefs that deemed murder , righteous  . Like Erkel , she thought she was papal and distributing Allah's blessings , when she like Typhoid Barry  communicates their disease .

They both have that ' Holier than thou ' thing going ...

Did you know she ' counseled ' her boy to go to 'Palestine' to fight in Holy Jihad against the Joos ? He found work here tho , that regular Americans did not care to do , ( like Fruit picking ) , only this was a job from the ' Salafist Group for Preaching and Combat ' . Slaughtering infidelity was his great  ' inspiration ' . With Jihadi Mommy's help he was ' inspired ' to kill . Good thing he expired . He would have fit right in w the HAMASTINIANS in Gaza who now  administer brutal street justice for the affront of Western Haircuts and clothing .

In related news Erkel continues to inspire repeated commode hugging breakfast tasting er , erks w his unfailingly  nauseating positions  .  He has us all on Chemo . This is why henceforth , he shall be known at PDUS , as ' er , Erkel ' . Today ,  disturbingly , Amnesty became a Civil Right for Illegal Aliens . Eric Holder held forth on it while probably holding the Preezie's ' luggage ' as well  , such as it is . These lesser lights and dimmer bulbs dispense 40 Fattwattages  and believe them brilliant illuminations of the Truth  . Maybe by their lights , Rights may be granted by royal decree , ( as were born all the new Czars of our show ) . That is what they did when legalizing , by FIAT , ' Dreamers ' by the Millions . ( As you might expect that is no slower than our ' Slo Poke Bar ' , but not as fast as , if by car , as a uh ' vetting by Chevrolet ' )  ( Have you driven a FIAT lately ?) . That first taste of Amnesty FOTS  , legalized EVERYONE UNDER 30, as all are presumed on a Pathway to Community College Achievement .  All done by decree too . Degrees decreed for everybody .

It is the Democratic way .

The march of Progress- uh , ivision .