Our Title of course refers to the chorus of The Boxer . We have taken a whipping by Erkel's Three ENORMOUS lies in selling Health Care Reform to trusting chumps like us-a....
' You can Keep your Policy ' . Bullshit . ' You can keep your Doctor ' . More of the Same . ' Save BIG MONEY ' . Insult to injury , and shame on us for believing a word . By Supreme Court declaration we added a Tax . It looks very expensive , but it is for income redistribution so I guess that's ok .
The King of Lies ( yea , that's the ticket ) was of course John Lovitz .
Erkel FOTS , is closing fast .....( Lovitz at least can throw a Baseball like a man , and has twice Erkel's athletic credibility ) . Not even his base believes him anymore . Turns out he also lied about not knowing his illegal Uncle . He lived w him for a month at Harvard .
( Or is said to have done so ) .
Perhaps it was another friendly Uncle .
Artie Z , or Jay Z it seems , one is always on uh , Z mind of America's foremost Prevaricator . Does he wanna be ' Z1 ' ( heh ) Rap Star when he grows up or become His Majicsty , ex Jock and part time POUTUS , Sportcaster Extraordinaire ? He wants to be a glorified DJ , FOTS . America will be so proud Mr President to have you Conducting the Soul Train . Cannot wait to compare your ratings to Rush's . BTW I see our All Arugula Caboose has welcomed aboard Beyoncé and Z to the Vegan Train of thought . Hurrah . Toot Toot .
We have a NEWS FLASH FOTS on the ' You Didn't Build That ' front ....
So you are just waiting for our NEWS FLASH I bet . By now you know how we chose to do it . We ran across this direct quote from the President ................
We believe FOTS the above confirms last weeks IBD News story in which Bill Ayers , unequivocally , claims authorship of Erkel's ' Dreams of my Father ' . Period .
' I didn't write that ' .
That flashy enough for you ?